Monday, January 03, 2005

And the Ultimate Upper

(Way way upper...)

Here is an article about how the Bush administration is concerned about the chain of command in the event of the Rapture. After Bush, of course, Dick Cheney stands second in line to the presidency, but there are concerns about his health "especially after the shock of witnessing his boss disappear through the ceiling of the Oval Office."

Well, yeah.

But at least they're still bright enough to grasp that Dick is likely to be left behind, eh?

No comments: